AbbySnowGoat?

I will tell you none of us were very happy Sunday in all of that snow.
But somegoats AbbyGoat were especially testy.

They did nothing but bark and bellow at the weather.
As if that would make things change.
I will maaaaa you something - the Goat Stare of Death does not work on Mother Nature.

Yes, I am sure about this.
So don't go giving it to me either.
I cannot do anything about the snow or cold.
And trust me - I do not like it either.

You know you don't have to hang your head out like that you silly girl.
You can tuck it inside your goat house.
The publicist did bring nice new, warm hay down to line all of them for us.

So be like Bernadette the goat.
Be smart.
You can do that, can't you?

I Wish I May....

Bernadette the goat here.
I have not spent much time on the blog.
I am shy.
I know I am supposed to be the next Famous SpokesGoat but I am not sure I want to be.
I am not sure I have the star power that Pricilla has.

I might just want to be a quiet nanny like Thelma and Louise are.
Living on the Farm, taking care of my kids.
Hopefully I will have a kid or two come April.
I'm not maaaaing you will have to wait and see.

Maybe I will let Nora the goat be the next Famous SpokesGoat.
Maybe I won't.
What do you think?
Do YOU think I am cute enough to be a Famous SpokesGoat?
Do I have "it?"

When I ask my great grandnanny Pricilla she just looks at me and smiles.
Is this good or baaaaad?

Unrequited Love

It has been a goat Peyton Place around these parts.
It's true.
I would not lie.

You already know that Bernadette the goat was singing her song of love.
You also know that Bernadette danced the rumba with Luke the goat.

But there is another love story going on.
Things are always a little crazy here on the farm aren't they?
It all started when Bernadette started her song.

Somegoat perked up his ears.
He just knew that she was singing that song for him.
He was going to answer the song!

He dashed through the fence to get to his love.
He did not care what he had to do.
She was singing.
Singing for HIM.

Bernadette!
I love you!
You are MINE!

Why do you run from me?
Don't you see the love in my eyes?
BERNADETTE?!
You would rather eat grain than dance with me?

You silly kid.
You cannot dance.
Your dancing days were ended.

WHAT?
No dancing?!
Why?
I love you!

Bernadette Sings!

You will recall that Bernadette the goat danced the rumba last week with Luke the goat.
Before her big dance she did some singing.
I'll bet you did not know she was so talented.


If you cannot see the movie you can watch it on YouTube HERE

And then again maybe she is not....

It's Rumba Time

It was crazy time around the Farm this weekend!

Thelma, Louise, Abby AND Bernadette were all wagging their tails for Luke the goat!

The publicist said she couldn't handle all of those goat hormones.

Poor Luke.

AbbyGoat is retired.

Thelma and Louise just had kids.

What was a studmuffin to do?

I know!

As much as it pained me, he danced the rumba with Bernadette.

The publicist let the little tail wagging hussy into his pen.

At first she played hard to get.

Then she played harder to get.

It was her first time dancing the rumba.

I think she will make a good nanny.

Assuming all went well with the dance.

Luke was a good instructor.

He has danced a lot of rumbas.

He knows the steps.

So keep your hooves crossed that there will be kids come April!

Do Nick and Nora Know Something?

PSSSST!
I know things.
It's true.

When AbbyGoat and Bernadette the goat were whispmaaaa -ring the other day I heard what they were maaaing.
I did.
They thought they looked out real good but they didn't see me. Or Nick

We were off to the side.
You can see how surprised I look.

Bernadette tried to act nonchalant.

AbbyGoat went about doing goat yoga.

BUT I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!

ps: AbbyGoat is not pregnant. She is retired.

Plotting?

Oh Bernadette?
Can you come over here a minute?
I have something to maaaaa to you.

Why should I do that?
You usually butt me!
I don't think I trust you.

Please? I promise.
I will be nice.
I have a secret to maaaa to you.

Oooooh, a SECRET?
I love secrets!
What is it?

OH MY GOAT!

That is a good secret.
I suppose I can't maaaa to the others?
I figured.
OK. I'll keep your secret.

For now.

That Nick is a ToughBuck(ling)

Little Nick sure thinks he is one tough buck(ling)
You will not believe what he did!

He gave the goat stomp to Bernadette the goat!
She is a hundredy million times bigger than he is.
Is he a crazygoat?

He and Nora were over exploring the log in the pen.
Bernadette decided to see what they were doing.

I wonder if she wanted to play with them?
What do you think?
Although I am not sure this is the way to do it!

BERNADETTE! THEY ARE BABIES!

They can't hurt you.
Confuse you maybe, but not hurt you.

Why are you threatening them?
You had better just "chill out."

You see, you grandnanny is coming over to maaaa you just that.
You had better listen to her.
You know she can butt the heck out of you.

BERNADETTE!
Nick does not look impressed, does he?

OK - that is better.
Be friends!
It is much nicer.

NICK!
Seriously, what is going on with these goats?

I give up.
I am going to take a nap.

Smart move Nick.
Get a drink at the milk bar.
Maybe it will calm you down.

We're Glad Pricilla Took the #AppleBucketChallege

Do you want to know why?
Although I suspect you can figure it out.
That's right!

'Cause we got apples too!
The publicist would NEVER just give apples to one goat.
She would make sure we ALL got some.

And she did.
She even made sure Bernadette got some.

Poor Bernadette. All the goats pick on her like they pick on Pricilla.
There was only one big problem.
Alex the goat.
He kept butting the publicist to get her to feed him!
She was not happy.
So she locked him up in a pen.

But he still got apples.
She does spoil us!
She just does not like to get butt.

I do not blame her.
Although for some reason she says that I am "pushy."
Pffffft.
Just because I am an erm, assertive goat does not mean I am pushy!

Is it wrong to like apples!
ALL of us like them.

Especially Luke the goat.
The publicist had to count her fingers after she fed him.
He gets very excited about apples.

So we thank Waffles for challenging Pricilla.
If you want to see her #IceBucketChallenge #AppleBucketChallenge you can check it out HERE

Thanks Pricilla for taking the challenge.
All of us thank you!.
You're our hero.

Those Other Goats Think They Beet Me Out

Those other goats think they have something over on me.
They think that since I got my greens first that their beet greens will last longer.
They are not too smart, are they.

I don't really care about those does but doesn't my studmuffin look cute?
I could watch him eating greens all day long.
You can't have him - he's mine!

Of course AbbyGoat hogged had her share
She never misses a treat!

Louise is eating for two (or three?) so the publicist made sure she got her fair share.
A soon to be nanny goat needs her vitamins!

Poor little Bernadette.
She is low goat in the pen so the others pick on her.
She had to run and hide to get her greens
But the publicist made sure she had her very own pile.

Don't worry about Thelma the goat either. She had a nice big pile too.
The publicist just didn't get any good pictures of her.

I wonder what will come out of the garden next?