Unrequited Love

It has been a goat Peyton Place around these parts.
It's true.
I would not lie.

You already know that Bernadette the goat was singing her song of love.
You also know that Bernadette danced the rumba with Luke the goat.

But there is another love story going on.
Things are always a little crazy here on the farm aren't they?
It all started when Bernadette started her song.

Somegoat perked up his ears.
He just knew that she was singing that song for him.
He was going to answer the song!

He dashed through the fence to get to his love.
He did not care what he had to do.
She was singing.
Singing for HIM.

Bernadette!
I love you!
You are MINE!

Why do you run from me?
Don't you see the love in my eyes?
BERNADETTE?!
You would rather eat grain than dance with me?

You silly kid.
You cannot dance.
Your dancing days were ended.

WHAT?
No dancing?!
Why?
I love you!

Alex the Goat Learns You Can't Always Get What You Want

It's a fact of life.
Isn't it?
You can't always get what you want.
No matter how much you might want it.

Alex the goat is growing up and learning this the hard way.
Bernadette is singing the song of love and Alex would like to learn the rhumba but he is blocked.

Bernadette maaaas, "huh? Alex? I don't want to sing to Alex!"
He's a baby!
He's an annoyance!

That doesn't stop Alex from trying!
As we all know he is one DETERMINED little buckling.
(Actually he is now a wether. He had his little procedure this weekend. It has not slowed him down ONE BIT.)

His nanny just maaaas, "what do you want me to do about it?"
He's not my problem.

It's going to be one interesting time around this Farm.