What IS it With Kids?

I do not begin to understand them.
I cannot remember back that far.
I am too old.
I cannot imagine I did this.
I am too sensible.

What you ask?

Standing in my food!
The publicist no sooner put the bucket of hay down and up he hopped.
It's not like the view is better from up there.
It's barely a foot off the ground!

Silly kid!
It's certainly not easier to eat his meal from in there.

Even Louise the goat was shaking her head.
That or she didn't want to eat hay with goatprints all over it.

Thelma went over to maaaa at her kid.
But it looks like she got a little distracted!
THELMA! DO YOUR JOB!

That's better.
I think she gave him a little nip.

'Cause he hopped down and started acting like a normal goat.
This is one crazy Farm!

Little Alex is Really Trying to Be a ToughBuck

Even though he really isn't a buck any more.
But that does not seem to matter to him.
Oh no!

He and Bernadette the goat having been battling it out!
He does not seem to realize he is MUCH smaller.

He does not seem to care when she does the goat stomp at him!
He just stands his ground and he butt her.
With his little tiny head.

And then HE does the goat stomp!
Which is pretty funny for a 6 week old goatling.
And he isn't stopping with Bernadette.
Oh no!
He is also challenging other goats on the Farm.

I do not see this ending well.
Do you?