Louise the Goat is Looking Good!

Louise the goat is really looking good.
She is going to have a kid in September but she is quite fit.

She is eating right.
Lots of green weeds and fresh grass.
Of course the publicist makes sure she eats her grain and gives her some apples now and then.

Mmmm, apples.

Louise goes out for nice walks everyday.
But what really keeps her in shape is her goat yoga.

She is remarkably limber for a goat so far along.
I am impressed. How about you?
I know I cannot move like that any longer.

I am very proud of my grandkid, Louise the goat.

I can't wait for another great grandkid to be playing on the Farm.
What do you think - buck or doe?
Bwamaaaaahahahahaha!

SomeGoat is Getting Plump!

I have shocking pictures to show you.
SHOCKING!

Can you believe your eyes?!
Louise the goat is as big as a barn!

She is not happy with the paparazzi right now.
I can't maaaa that I blame her.

But SERIOUSLY - did you see the size of her?
It boggles the mind!

Bwamaaaahahahaha!

If anyone tells AbbyGoat I posted this I am going to get into soooooooo much trouble. But it will have been worth it.

Bwamaaahahahahaha!

There are some advantages to being a retired goat!

AbbyDay - I've STILL Got It!

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. Now that I am going to have another kid or two the Farm will have more Abbykids and AbbyGenes will rule! It will be all Abby, all the time
Bwamaaaahahahaha.

I just want all of you pregnant does out there to know that just because you are along in your time you can still be attractive to your studmuffins.
My Luke comes and visits me every morning before he goes into his pen.
Just look at how he expresses his pleasure at seeing me!



If you cannot see the movie you can view it on YouTube HERE

It just reminds me that even though I am carrying a little extra on the side I am still one attractive caprine!

Don't any of you forget it!

AbbyDay - I am Goat Perfection, Even While Pregnant

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week.
I have the most brilliant idea - it should be AbbyForever!
Why did I not think of this sooner?

I am the perfect goat.
What?
You don't believe me?

You had better!
I have horns and I'm not afraid to use them.

Just look at me doing my goat yoga - IN THE SNOW, mind you.
I have perfect form even though I am quite pregnant.
(Don't listen to the publicist - she is just OBNOXIOUS!)


If you cannot see the movie you can view it on YouTube HERE

Don't you agree?
Am I not PERFECT?

AREN'T I?

AbbyDay - I Share a Secret

It's AbbyDay the best day of the week. I do not understand why EVERY day isn't AbbyDay - start a petition someone!

This is my kid Louise the goat.

Why do you think she looks so happy?
She is actually kind of shy about it all.

She is a young kid, after all!
But I cannot wait to share the exciting news!

I AM GOING TO BE A GRANDNANNYGOAT!
It's true!

My little Louise has danced the rhumba for the very first time last week.
If all goes well she will have my grandkid in late September.

She will have a lot to learn of course. (Doesn't she look like me in this photo? She is just GORGEOUS!)
That is where I will come in.
I have LOTS of experience.

The best part of all this?
It makes Pricilla a GREATGRANDNANNYGOAT!
Bwamaaaahahahaha!
She is such an old goat!

AbbyDay - Just Because I'm Pregnant it Doesn't Mean I Can't Do Anything Any of the Other Goats Do

It's AbbyDay the best day of the week. I REALLY do not understand why the calendar people have not gotten this figured out yet!


Pffffft!
It would seem that somegoats think that just because I am pregnant I can't do what they can do.
Pfffft I maaaa to that!

Granted I am a bit larger grander than I usually might be but that does not stop me.
Not AbbyGoat!

I still run with joy!
Maybe a bit slower but I AM full of joy!


I know I need to be healthy for my kid(s). 
(It had better be KIDS given how big I am!)

So I still practice my goat yoga EVERY DAY!
I just need a bit of extra effort.
S t r e t c h, s t r e t c h.....

There you go! PERFECT form!
I dare you to show me anygoat who could do it better!


I can still deal with annoying goats.

NO GOAT gets in AbbyGoats way!
Did you ever see a better fur ruffing?
Did you ever see shinier fur?


I think not!
I only have one more thing to maaa....

THE END!

AbbyDay - I'm Free, I'm Free, At Least for a Bit

It's AbbyDay, the ONLY day of the week worth having.


The publicist let us out for the First Graze of Spring.
Aaaaah, how wonderful.
I could go where I wanted without anyone bothering me.

And so I did.
It was so nice to just graze by myself.

To enjoy the new grass.
It's always so tasty after a long winter of hay.

I go off so I can munch all alone, in peace.

WHAT?! Is nothing sacred?
Not even the First Graze of Spring?
Pffffft!


What does a goat have to do around here?

I know!

I will run away.

Far, far away where there are no bouncing little kids to bother me.
Hey!
I do NOT look like a wide load.
I am PREGNANT and you would do well to remember that.
PFFFFFTT!!!

Breaking News - Sarah the Goat is in Labor

Yes, I am going to be a grandmaaaa.
It is always an exciting time on the Farm.
I will of course have photos for you when the kid or kids arrive.
So far - nada!


Kids come when kids come as the publicist likes to say.
So for right now we will just wait as patiently as we can for the next little hopper on the Happy Goat Farm.

So Sarah, at least for today I bow to you!
Go Sarah go!

AbbyDay - I am Pregnant, Beautiful and IN CHARGE!

It is AbbyDay the best day of the week. As you know I think everyday should be AbbyDay - you should all bow down to me. Especially now that I am starting to show.

That's right!
My kids are making their presence known even though I am not due until April.

I assume it's twins in there.
If I'm this big now I HOPE it's not one big, gigantic kid!
That will make for a labor I don't want to have if you ladies out there know what I mean!


I am looking forward to new kids. They are so .....

Excuse me. It's AbbyDay.
What are YOU doing here?
Today is all about ME, ME, ME!

I suggest you go elsewhere.
You will have enough attention on the blog soon enough when your kid hits the world in another week or so.

I MAAAAED GO!
So go!


Pffffffttt!
What is a goat to do around this Farm to get a bit of attention?!


Now, as I was maaaaing, I am looking forward to having little kids around again.
Thelma and Louise are getting big and will soon be having kids of their own.
I am much too young to be a grandnanny!

Well, my time is done.
It's raining and we are all heading into the barn.


HEY!
NO SHOTS FROM BEHIND!


It is not flattering to a pregnant goat.
Stupid paparazzi!


You had better beware....

The AbbyGoat Stare of Death!


I hope you all have a very nice AbbyDay!

AbbyDay - I Have A Secret Too!

It's AbbyDay - the best day of the week. I think the publicist should have gotten married on AbbyDay. Then I could have been her goat of honor!


I have a secret too!
I am not sure I am going to maaaa it to you or not.

Do you want to know what it is?

Oh, I don't know!
Maybe I will play shy.
Can you see my secret?
OK...
Soon I will look like this:

Are you excited?
I am.
I am not sure that Thelma and Louise are.

Silly Sunday - Somegoat is VERY Pregnant

Nora the goat is really starting to show.
In fact somegoat is looking VERY plump.

Pretty soon her udder will drop and then we will know that a new kid or two will not be far away.

Yay for new kids on the Farm!

Wordless Wednesday - Abby Says....

Any

day

NOW!

Someone is Looking Fat and Their Udder is Showing

I am one proud nanny.
I am going to be a grandnanny soon.
That's right!
My kid Sarah is going to have kids very soon.

She is really starting to show.

And most telling of all - since this is her first time - her udder is starting to drop.

Just look at that udder!

And look at how plump Sarah has gotten!

Not that she cares for all of this attention. In fact she kept trying to act nonchalent

Well she better get used to it!
The publicist loves to take these unflattering pictures of us when we are pregnant.

This is what Sarah had to say...

I can't say that I blame her.


Her kids are due at the end of October.
It will be fun to have little kids again.
I love being a grandnanny.

Now I am not so sure I will love being a great-grandnanny!
What?!
That's right!
When Nora has her kids next spring she will make me a great grandnanny.
Can I really be that old?

Plumping Up!

Those pesky paparazzi are starting to pop up again!
They always seem to know when a famous SpokesGoat is not at her best.
Harumph!
Just because I am pregnant and getting a little plump doesn't mean I am cause for all of this bad press.
So I give them a great big MAAAA!

And tell them they can take fat pictures of Abby...

heh heh