It's AbbyDay, the ONLY day of the week worth having.
The publicist let us out for the First Graze of Spring.
Aaaaah, how wonderful.
I could go where I wanted without anyone bothering me.
And so I did.
It was so nice to just graze by myself.
To enjoy the new grass.
It's always so tasty after a long winter of hay.
I go off so I can munch all alone, in peace.
WHAT?! Is nothing sacred?
Not even the First Graze of Spring?
Pffffft!
What does a goat have to do around here?
I know!
I will run away.
Far, far away where there are no bouncing little kids to bother me.
Hey!
I do NOT look like a wide load.
I am PREGNANT and you would do well to remember that.
PFFFFFTT!!!
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Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, September 7, 2009
Goatucation
I can't believe it is Monday again and time for another Goatucation. But this is a holiday Monday so I want to make sure that all of us Happy Goats wish all of you humans in the US a Happy Labor Day.
So now for our question; it comes to us from The Daily Cute. Cute asks,"How long are goats pregnant for? How soon can we expect the next kid?"
Well, having been pregnant recently and several times before I consider myself an expert on Nigerian Dwarf gestation. Goats are pregnant for about 5 months - anywhere from 145 - 152 days. I don't know how you humans stay pregnant for 9 whole months. It was hard enough for 5 with all those legs kicking me. And boy, when I had the twins and there were 8 legs kicking me, WHEW! I was glad to be done.
Now you all know that the paparazzi were here taking photos of me and calling me "wide load" when I was towards the end of my pregnancy.
I really don't think this was very nice.
Jillian is looking quite round these days but she should be. She will be having her kid any day now and a pregnant goat should be round.
I hope this answered your question, Cute.
The Daily Cute is teaming with me to have a giveaway of my rich soap! Be sure to head over there and check out the blog and enter the contest for three bars of my soap.
Tomorrow: News about Kevin and Harry
So now for our question; it comes to us from The Daily Cute. Cute asks,"How long are goats pregnant for? How soon can we expect the next kid?"
Well, having been pregnant recently and several times before I consider myself an expert on Nigerian Dwarf gestation. Goats are pregnant for about 5 months - anywhere from 145 - 152 days. I don't know how you humans stay pregnant for 9 whole months. It was hard enough for 5 with all those legs kicking me. And boy, when I had the twins and there were 8 legs kicking me, WHEW! I was glad to be done.
Now you all know that the paparazzi were here taking photos of me and calling me "wide load" when I was towards the end of my pregnancy.
I really don't think this was very nice.
Jillian is looking quite round these days but she should be. She will be having her kid any day now and a pregnant goat should be round.
I hope this answered your question, Cute.
The Daily Cute is teaming with me to have a giveaway of my rich soap! Be sure to head over there and check out the blog and enter the contest for three bars of my soap.
Tomorrow: News about Kevin and Harry
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