AbbyDay - I Will Not Confirm or Deny That I am Cuddling with Thelma the Goat

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. I am the best goat on the Farm - I AM HEARING RUMORS. RUMORS ABOUT A CERTAIN LITTLE GOAT.
Rumors that I am not to be the next Famous SpokesGoat. I do not countenance this.
I should be the next Famous SpokesGoat, not some little kid!

DO YOU NOT AGREE?!

Of course you do!
This will not be the last of this discussion.

The publicist took these photos without MY permission.

I do not like when she does that.
These types of photos hurt my image.
I look too...cuddly.

I will not confirm nor deny that I am touching Thelma the goat.
Just because she is my kid and it might feel nice to take a little nap side by side has nothing to do with anything.

The publicist should stop looking out her windows and leave us to our business.
I do not want any of you to think that this changes anything.


I AM STILL ONE TOUGH DOE.
I am still IN CHARGE.
I can still take you down with my AbbyGoat Stare of Death.

REMEMBER IT.

OR ELSE!

AbbyDay - I am Pregnant, Beautiful and IN CHARGE!

It is AbbyDay the best day of the week. As you know I think everyday should be AbbyDay - you should all bow down to me. Especially now that I am starting to show.

That's right!
My kids are making their presence known even though I am not due until April.

I assume it's twins in there.
If I'm this big now I HOPE it's not one big, gigantic kid!
That will make for a labor I don't want to have if you ladies out there know what I mean!


I am looking forward to new kids. They are so .....

Excuse me. It's AbbyDay.
What are YOU doing here?
Today is all about ME, ME, ME!

I suggest you go elsewhere.
You will have enough attention on the blog soon enough when your kid hits the world in another week or so.

I MAAAAED GO!
So go!


Pffffffttt!
What is a goat to do around this Farm to get a bit of attention?!


Now, as I was maaaaing, I am looking forward to having little kids around again.
Thelma and Louise are getting big and will soon be having kids of their own.
I am much too young to be a grandnanny!

Well, my time is done.
It's raining and we are all heading into the barn.


HEY!
NO SHOTS FROM BEHIND!


It is not flattering to a pregnant goat.
Stupid paparazzi!


You had better beware....

The AbbyGoat Stare of Death!


I hope you all have a very nice AbbyDay!