Showing posts with label Clarence the goat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clarence the goat. Show all posts

Thursday, December 20, 2012

A Christmaaaaa Carol by Charles DickensGoat

Yesterday Abbynezer ScroogeGoat was visited by the Ghoast of Christmas Tree-t Past.

As she stumbled back to the barn Abbynezer wasn't sure what to make of what just happened. She shook it off as remnants of that bad hay. But then she heard the strangest sound.....




"I am the Ghost of Christmeow Present!"
"I am here to show you specters of the way things are."
"Touch my lustrous furs and we shall be on our way - NO BUTTING!"

Abbynezer reluctantly did as asked and suddenly found herself looking the most glorious Christmas Tree-t she had ever seen!



It was the Christmas Tree-t for this year!
It was big!
It was full of lush branches.
It was going to be all HERS!

JUST WAIT A MINUTE THERE GOAT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!
You are not really here.
You are to observe.

Besides, that Tree-t has to go in the house to be used by the crazy humans first.

We will visit your employeegoat Pricilla CratchitGoat to see how she is faring this holiday season.



There she is, out in the cold, snowy weather.
Freezing because you won't let her into the barn!



You have all of that hay in your hay pile and yet you do not give her the slightest bit despite all of the hard work she does for you.



And her family - grandkid Louise and great grandkids Bruce and Clarence. They are hungry too. You don't pay her enough to keep them well fed. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Louise's milk will soon run out! She barely has enough for two and little Bruce is not growing as he should.



Look at him!
He is tiny!
He shivers in the cold snow!
What will become of him without a warm place to sleep and a good meal?

What did Pricilla CratchitGoat think of how Abbynezer treated other goats....



Well, let's just say she felt there was room for improvement and leave it at that.
Pricilla needed her job!



Abbynezer thought about this and she maaaed, "What WILL become of Bruce the goat? Will he be OK?"  The spirit said, " I see an empty place under Louise as Clarence nurses alone."

Abbynezer maaaed if these things were sure to come to pass or if they could change?
The spirit just left to go back where all were welcome:



Where all spirits met to compare notes.

Abbynezer went back to her barn fearing what might come next.....



Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Somegoat Has Discovered GRAIN

Somegoat has had his first taste of grain.



Somegoat gets very excited when he sees the grain and he jumps all over the publicist.
Somegoat has decided that grain is "all that."



He is so spoiled that the publicist will stop and feed him before she feeds ME!
Can you believe such a thing?!
I cannot.
I should be fed first, after all I am the GREATgrandnanny on this Farm!
Harumph!
Kids!

You should all go over and see the wonderful production of It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown(goat) on my friend Millie's blog. It has been VERY good and deserves and Oscar! It's in four parts and the first two have already been shown:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

You won't be disappointed!
The acting! The costumes!
The rock?

Monday, October 15, 2012

That Clarence!

Clarence is a silly kid.
It's true!
I would not lie.
He was out munching on tasty broccoli plants with his brother and nanny.



Only he jumped up on a log.


And soon his brother joined him.
Silly kids.
What could be more fun that eating broccoli plants?


Apparently eating dried up crunchy weeds!
And he could reach them better from the log.


Probably because the weeds were TALLER than Clarence the goat!


He did some nomming and then he took a look around.
He soon leapt to the ground
For a little goat it was a BIG leap!

Just remember - a varied diet is a good diet!


Saturday, September 29, 2012

Goats on Alert

It was a peaceful day in the pen until we heard a DOG barking in the distance.
We don't like dogs.
They chase us.
Louise was especially concerned because of Bruce and Clarence.
She was ON ALERT!




Did you see little Clarence drop down into the grass?
He is a smart boy!
Aren't they tiny kids?
Harry the Farm cat weighs around 7lbs so you can see how little my great grandkids are.
I thought it was cute how Harry and Clarence had a little nose kiss.
I hope you liked this movie!

If you can't see it here you can see it on YouTube HERE

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