Showing posts with label TerrorGoat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TerrorGoat. Show all posts

Sunday, March 30, 2014

TerrorGoat Explores Something Other Than ME

Thank goat!
That rotten little devil goat is STILL escaping and chasing me around.
I am too old for this.
The publicist tells me that he will soon be too big to fit through the holes in the fence.

I hope so.
I haven't run this much in YEARS.

At least the other day when he got out he was interested in something other than me.
What was it you ask?


His daddy!
I can't maaaa that I blame him since Luke the goat is something to look at!
Isn't he handsome?


Alex wandered over to Luke's pen.
I am not sure he knew what was in there.
Daddy goats are not known for knowing their kids.

Love 'em and leave 'em!
That's the way of the buck.
*sigh*


Luke did come over to see who was coming to visit.
He maaaaed a bit but that was all.
Alex was lucky he didn't get butt through the fence!

At least I had some respite.

Don't forget - today is the last day to enter Harry the Farm cat's giveaway for the Hill's Science Diet Metabolic Weight Solution Prize Package.

Ellen in Oregon - the publicist still needs to hear from you so she can send you your prize!

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

My Investigation Continues - I Have Three Suspects

As you all know we have a MYSTERY under investigation here on the Farm.
Our Weed Tree has DISAPPEARED!


Our yummy, tasty, delicious Weed Tree!
SOB!

I have been an intrepid InvestigatorGoat and I have come up with three suspects in its disappearance:

Alex the goat, AKA TerrorGoat, AKA PIA goat

Harry the Farm cat - do YOU trust that face?

The male person. WHY is he smiling? WHY?

One of these three is the one who took it away.
I am SURE of it!

Who do YOU think is the culprit and WHY do you think they did it.
Or if you think it might be some (one,cat,goat) else let me know. I'm willing to consider other suspects.
If you guess right there is a prize!

Friday, March 21, 2014

TerrorGoat Strikes Again!

I do not think we will ever be safe on the Farm again!
Not while TerrorGoat resides here.


He is nothing but TROUBLE!
The publicist puts him in his pen with his nanny but does he stay there?
NO!


He goes in the pen with the Big Boys.
He seems to think HE is a big boy!
He eats with them.



He plays with them - look at him give as good as he gets with Rudy the goat!
Did you see that stare in the first photo!
He thinks he's a ToughBuck!

HE IS ONLY ONE WEEK OLD!


He tries to bother me THROUGH the fence.
He is relentless.


He tries to escape through the gate.
That's not gonna work kid.


When he wants a drink he goes back to the other pen, has a bit of milk and comes back to the big boys.
I will never find peace with this TerrorGoat around, will I?


Well, maybe for a little while.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

A Happy Goats Horror Story

I have a story to maaaa to you that you will not believe.
It's true!
I would not lie to you.

I will admaaa-t that I am getting along in my years.
I want to sit peacefully in my pen and bask in the sun.


I maaaa to you, is there anything wrong with this?
I do not think so.

But a horror has been visited upon our little farm.
A horror I have never experienced before.


It has caused the publicist to actually set me up with a feeding station OUTSIDE of a pen.
She was very good to me; she gave me fresh hay, tasty grain and nice hot water.
I didn't have to share with anygoat.


I approved.
It's nice to be treated in such a special way.
But it's the REASON that I have to be set up like this.

It's the HORROR that has been visited upon me and my goatson.
You will not believe it.
It follows me around.
It will not leave me in peace.


Oh no! Is that it?
Is it coming after me again!
I thought I was safe out here.
I thought the publicist told me I was safe.

Safe from what you ask?
I will maaa to you....
But don't tell me I didn't warn you!


HIDE, HIDE, HIDE while you can!
It's coming!

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