AbbyDay - I Give Mother Nature the Goat Stare of Death

It's AbbyDay - the best day of the week written by the best goat on the Earth.

Hey Mother Nature!
Take this!

See if I care about your snowstorm!

AbbyDay - You Have My Heart

It's AbbyDay, the BEST day of the week.
Yo!

Today I am going to give you my heart.
OK - not my REAL heart.
If I did that I would be dead and AbbyGoat is not going to die today.

I am going to show you a new soap in MY the soap shop!

Isn't it cute?
It's a little soap for wedding favors or shower favors.

It weighs about 1.25 oz and measures 1 1/2" by 1 1/2".
The publicist will put them in one of our special biodegradable bags and make a special label or tag and tie them with a pretty ribbon all for $1 each.

Isn't that a great favor for your wedding? 

She could even put two of them in a bag if you wanted. That would cost $1.75ea.
I think it's pretty cool if I do maaaa so myself.

They would even be good for a sweetheart party.
Or just to use as hostess soaps.

She can make them in any scent you would like and she just needs a months lead time.
You know you want some,

Right?

AbbyDay - Even I Am Whining About the Weather

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. If it were up to me I would have the power to change the weather.
But I don't.
Bummer.

It is C.O.L.D.
Brrrrrrr!
And it is snowing.
AGAIN.
I, AbbyGoat and quite tired of this.

As you can see the barn door is closed and there are no goats in the pen.
That is because we are all shut up, nice and dry in that barn.
I can't say we are warm and toasty because it's FREEZING in these parts.

Although we goats do produce just a BIT of erm, gas.

What I would really like to see is this

Get working on it, will you?!
AND I MEAN NOW!

NOW!

AbbyDay - I Make an Announcement About MY Soap Shop

It's AbbyDay the best day of the week. Yesterday was Cyber Monday - every other day should be Worship Abby Day!

I am making an important announcement about MY soap shop.
It is not Pricilla's shop - she does not give milk.
I give milk.
Therefore it SHOULD be MY soap shop.
So there!
PFFFFFFFFFT!

There are NEW SOAPS in the shop!
Is that not exciting?
And they are made with MY rich milk.
MY milk.

First there is the Animals of Montana soap set. There are three soaps in the set; a bison, a moose and a bear. Do not worry! The bear will not eat you. It is only a soap! Right now it is listed in lavender but many more scents are coming as soon as the publicist gets off her lazy butt and puts them in MY shop the publicist gets time to list them.

In honor of the horses across the street...
WHAT?!
SERIOUSLY?!
THE HORSES ACROSS THE STREET GET A SOAP?!
What is this world coming too.

OK, I have calmed down now.
The publicist says this is why I do not make a good SpokesGoat.

In honor of the horses across the street we now have a Running Horse soap.
(Seriously stupid if you ask me. There should be more Abby soaps.)
These will be sold one bar at a time and will also come in a variety of scents as soon as the publicist gets her act together. If you are interested you can write to her and ask if she has it in the scent you like.

And the GREAT BIG announcement for the shop is the new oval bar of soap.
This will replace the rectangular 4 ounce bar. It weighs slightly more at 5 ounces and will cost a teeny bit more - $5.00 instead of $4.50. It will be slowly introduced and as the old shaped bars get sold the new ovals will take their place.

Unless the publicist sees a revolution against them but so far people have really liked them. It will take a bit of time for the older bars to be gone and for these bars to take over. What do you think?

Do you think I made a good SpokesGoat?

DO YOU?

AbbyDay - I am a Fashion Minded Goat

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. You don't forget me the rest of week - RIGHT?!

The male person is done with his garden so the publicist has been feeding us the very tasty broccoli plants that he grew.

I think broccoli is not fully appreciated so I have decided it should be WORN as well as eaten. Since I am ABBYGOAT everyone should follow my lead!

I am at the forefront of fashion, you know.

WHAT?!
You don't think this is the Next Big Thing?!

You had better rethink that thought.
You don't want the AbbyGoat Stare of Death, do you?

There are big advantages to vegetables as fashion.
THERE ARE!

When you are tired of wearing them ...

You can just EAT them!

AbbyDay - I Get a Little Misty Eyed at the Thought of My Baby Having a Kid

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. AbbyDay was postponed last week so I think this whole week should be AbbyWeek!
Pfffft!

I know you might not believe it but I DO get a bit misty eyed at the thought of my little kid Louise having her own kid.

She is due soon. 
Next week!
Hard to believe.

You two had better not be maaaaing about my size!

She is looking nice and round healthy!
I cannot believe I am going to be a grandnanny!

NO! That does NOT mean I am an OLD GOAT!
You all think you are so very funny!
Pricilla is the OLD GOAT - she is going to be a GREAT-GRANDNANNY! So there!

But back to my baby.
I'm watching over her.

I'm making sure she eats right.

Fiber is good for a growing kid!

I also make sure she does her goat yoga so she is nice and limber!
Kidding is NOT easy work!

Most of all, the other goats just know that I am watching over my baby.

The know better than to mess with AbbyGoat!
OR her kid!

AbbyDay - I Think AbbyDay Should be a National Holiday!

Don't you?

Of course you do!
No one can withstand the AbbyGoat Stare of Death!
So I think ALL of you should write to the President to petition for National AbbyGoat Day.

I'll wait....

Are you done yet?

Do you need more encouragement?
I can multitask - I can give the AbbyGoat Stare of Death and eat my corn husks at the same time. What more reason do you need for a special day for me?

I'll expect my letter from the President next week.
If not.....you don't want to know.