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I am NOT an appleholic!
I CAN control myself around apples!
I do not try and scare other goats away from the apple bowl with the Goat Stare of Death!
I do not come running at the mere mention of apples.
I do not gobble, gobble, gobble until the bowl is empty.
I am NOT and APPLEHOLIC!
Right?
Is there Appleholics Anonymous?
PS - We all encourage everyone who is going out to celebrate the New Year to be safe tonight!
