It's true!
Take the fowl we used for our Ghoast of Cluckmas Yet to Come.
It did not take direction.
It did not do what the publicist wanted.
And sometimes it did not even know an AbbyGoat from a Louise the goat!
Stupid bird!
It hopped on LOUISE!
Then it walked up to her head.
It checked her out and then settled.
As if this would advance the story!
Then the silly thing walked back!
The publicist says no more birds in her productions.
Unless that production is FRIED CHICKEN!
