The publicist is being very nice to me right now that my kid is due any day.
She is giving me special treats.
Is that for me?
Of course it is!
Mmmmm, carrot!
Of course I came right over.
Hey Matthew! That is MY carrot!
(He does look a bit wild eyed, doesn't he?)
It is a mighty tasty vegetable.
You might even call me a carrot chomper.
But that might sound unladylike, and I am a ladylike goat!
Uh-oh! I better eat in a hurry, here comes Mallory!
Chomp, chomp, chomp!
Sorry, Mallory - all gone!
Heh heh. I'm not a sneaky goat, am I?
Burp!
erm, excuse me!
Tomorrow: Wordless Wednesday