AbbyDay - I RANT!!!

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. I'm Abby - I deserve the BEST.

Guess what?
GUESS?

The publicist left us.
Left ME.

In the care of the male person!
Not that I don't tolerate like the male person but he is no publicist.
AND HE WAS MILKING ME!
Poorly.

CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE DID THIS TO US ME?

She made claims of being tired. Of being in need of a break.
I'll give her a broken knee cap break!
Why would she need a vacation from us ME?

I am the most wonderful goat in the world?
PFFFFFFT to the publicist!
PFFFFFFT to the male person!

She is back now and OK, maybe she is a bit happier.
Maybe she is more relaxed.
And let me tell you it is SOOOOOOO much better having her milk me but SHE HAD BETTER NOT LEAVE US AGAIN.

or else!

Now I do not want YOU to suffer because I am mad at the publicist so I am giving you a movie starring my kids.
Enjoy!


If you cannot see the movie you can watch it on YouTube HERE.

Silly Stinky!
She should not come into the goat pen when their are goats!

Since the publicist was away Pricilla did not tell you about Sparkle's birthday yesterday so I am telling you today. That is also the publicist's fault. Right now I am blaming EVERYTHING on the publicist. Pfffft!

While I do not think that stupid cats will rule the world I do believe in celebrating so go and visit Sparkle's blog and give her some Happy Birthday wishes. You can also enter her giveaways! She has one for US visitors and one for international visitors.

Things should get back to normal around here now.
The publicist was visiting her family - I SUPPOSE she is allowed to do that.

AbbyDay - I am Mad at the Publicist

It's AbbyDay the best day of the week. In fact, I am going to write to the calendar people and tell them that Tuesday does not exist any more - it's AbbyDay!


I am mad at the publicist.
You will see why tomorrow.
She thinks she is soooooo funny.


Pffffft.


So when she tried to take photos of me today this is what she got

That's right!
She got the back of AbbyGoat.
It didn't matter how many corn husks she gave me or how nicely she called

I didn't turn around to face her.
I didn't care.
Until I got tired of her and I gave her

THE ABBYGOAT STARE OF DEATH!
Which is much worse than any other Goat Stare of Death.


So come back tomorrow and see what has me so mad.
The publicist took charge of this week's Wordless Wednesday and she has been laughing since she told me about it. 
I am not amused.
She had better beware....
You never know when AbbyGoat is behind you.

AbbyDay Delayed - I am Not a Happy Goat!

What is this? Delaying my AbbyDay!? I get one day a week on this blog and I get pushed aside for the kids! This is not acceptable. Am I not fun to look at? Am I not cute? Pffffttttt!

Well, when the publicist came out to get me to write the blog, I showed her exactly how I felt.

I let her know that she should not take my day on the blog so lightly. I just ate my hay and told her to stuff it.

But you know, even in telling the publicist off, those kids can't help but get in the picture.

*sigh* I am just going to go in the goat house and eat my hay in peace. 

 I would think after this the publcist won't put MY day off again!

The publicist would like to let you know that she is giving away Custom Greeting Cards on her blog. The giveaway ends on Monday night so if you would like to enter, do it soon!


Tomorrow: Goatucation and Happy Columbus Day to all of my US readers.