AbbyDay - I Have a Nefarious Plan

It's AbbyDay the best day of the week. When I take over the world EVERY day will be AbbyDay - you wait and see!


I have a plan.
A nefarious plan.
I know how I am going to get all of those broccoli and cauliflower plants for myself.

Bwamaaahahahahaha

I am going to eat lots of plants and then....

....and then!
I am going to save up my goat gas and let it all loose at once so that the other goats run for the hills!
Bwamaaaahahahahaa!

Then ALL of the plants will be MINE!
NEVER underestimate AbbyGoat!

I Thought Goats Were Funny

I was out walking and grazing - I am sure you now realize that grazing is one of my favorite things to do. Grazing and basking in the sun are probably two of my most favorite ways to spend a sunny day. But I digress. I was out the other day and I went to visit the horses across the street. I enjoy chewing my cud with the horses; we like to share hay tales. Well I was chewing said cud and all of a sudden one of the horses decided to have a dust bath! Surprised the goat gas right out me!

He really went at it. Twisting and turning.

Doesn't he look happy?

Until he finally decided he was dusty enough. Then he got up.

Now, I am the first to admit a good dust bath feels great but give a goat some warning.

I must have jumped 10 feet. I trotted myself back to my pen to rest after that.It was more excitement than I could stand. Little Kevin lay down with me which was very nice.

I hope you all have a calm and quiet Friday.

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