I am thinking of starting a new job. It's true! Now don't worry - I will not stop being a Famous SpokesGoat. That is what I do best. I am thinking of being a NOVICA Live SalesGoat.
What do you think? I think I would make a good SalesGoat. I would have to have parties in my goat pen. I could use the new glasses that the publicist just got from NOVICA. I could use them to make very nice hors d'oevres for my guests.
I could stuff them with apples. What do you think? Tasty, huh?
I could serve them in different places so my goat guest could have nice sights to see while they discussed the lovely Alpaca Wool Sweaters. Especially my fyber goat friends.
I'll bet some of them might have even contributed to the beautiful Wool Shawls.
I would even have party games like Hide and Tree-t. heh I would be a good goatstess. Since I have been so confused lately about the weather and my underfur is a little messy I could even model one of the Alpaca Sweaters. I know I could walk the goat walk and show that baby off!
But first I had to taste test those treats the publicist made. I leave NOTHING to chance.
Oh! Look! She even made some apple/grain parfaits. I LOVE the publicist. She is so good to me!
I checked it out very closely. Those glasses are hand blown in Mexico. They are very pretty and very festive. I am glad the publicist is letting me borrow them for my party.
Then I tested the treat. A good goatstess does this. A-hem.
I asked for Nora the goat's opinion.
She maaaed that she is all in favor of anything that involves apples and grain.
One more taste for me.... I must make sure these are the BEST apples for my guests. I believe they are! Now I just have to decide on my future.
But 'til then I have some good news. One of you will get to win a $50 Gift Card to NOVICA! How cool is that? It's easy too - just fill out the Rafflecopter form below and do what it says.
And if YOU want to be a NOVICA Live representative you can too. You can get a starter kit for $199 and it has $400 in samples and $150 in business supplies. Just be sure to mention that The Maaaaa of Pricilla sent you so I can get some credits to buy apples.
WHAT?! They don't sell apples!?! I am going to have to REALLY think this through then. But you go ahead and do it.
Disclosure: I (well, the publicist) got a gift certificate to NOVICA gratis. She really liked shopping there and the products are very nice. I got some apples and grain - as usual. Not that I have anything against apples and grain. In fact I love them but what I really want is a date with my studmuffin Luke the goat. Neither she nor or got any money for this post. She would just spend it and I would just eat it.
It was a happy/sad weekend on the Farm as Lew and Timmy went off to their new Farm. I will have more to say on that later with this whole week devoted to photos and posts about the twins. It was sad to see them go but their new Farm is bigger than the Happy Goats Farm. There are children to play with them and they will have a horse for company. Their new publicist has worked in 4H for a long time so she knows how to care for animals. So don't be sad be happy for them! To help make everyone feel better I am going to be a GiveawayGoat today. Since my retirement I have taken on many new hats and I have to say I like it! I will of course bring in my head shot since I am doing official business.
There, aren't I lovely? Do you think I need a new head shot or is this one good? Let me know, OK? Now on to the giveaway. You might be surprised at this one but I am giving away coffee! That is right! You might also be surprised to learn that we goats like the occasional munch of a coffee bean. We can't eat too many of them because too many beans of any type are not good for us. But the publicist put some old coffee beans in the mulch and we goats were all over them. Mmmm, and they perked us right up! heh I'm going to tell you about Kahve Coffee and how one of you can win a 12oz bag of coffee beans. The publicist will be getting a bag too. The things I do for that woman - but I guess she's pretty good to me....
Kahve Coffee has only just started selling to the public. They used to just sell to restaurants so you know the coffee must be good. The publicist is going to pick the Espresso Noire because she likes REALLY strong coffee. She says it has something to do with getting up early to take care of cantankerous goats.
I wonder what goats she is talking about, because there are no cantankerous goats here.
So I'll bet you want to know how to win. Well, it's easy but first, a rule - US only.
MANDATORY ENTRY: Go to Kahve Coffee and tell me what 12oz package (not the flavored blends as they are 5lb bags)you would pick if you won. Choose wisely because this is the one you will get if you win. Be sure to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win.
EXTRA ENTRIES: Leave a separate comment for each entry please.
1. Follow my blog. If you do just say so, and thank you 2. Subscribe by email or RSS feed 3. Use any of the share buttons below the post and share the giveaway All entries need to be in by 9PM MDT on August 8th when I will go to Random.org to choose the winner - although this is past my bedtime so it might have to wait until the next morning. But I might be so excited the publicist will let me stay up later. He/she will have 48hrs to respond or I will pick a new winner.
Good luck everyone!
Disclosure: The publicist is going to get a bag of coffee even though I did all of the work. Maybe she will share a few beans with me. I hope so. Neither one of us received any money for this post. The publicist doesn't let me near money because I eat it.
