I fear that he is so cute the publicist might make HIM the Famous SpokesGoat.
What would I do then?
I mean look at his adorableness
How could she not use him instead of me?
I am an old goat.
He is a cute, adorable kid!
Even his Goat Stare of Death is cute.
How can I compete with that?
I am doomed.
DOOMED.
I will be put out to pasture to just eat all day and not work....
Hmmmm.
