I am starting to like this job.
I get grain when I am a ReviewGoat and you all know how much I like my grain.
Better yet the publicist told me I was going to review a new pot.
A 12 QUART POT.
A Black Onyx 12 Quart Stockpot from Le Crueset.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH GRAIN CAN FIT IN A 12 QUART POT?!
I was very excited when I heard this so I RAN to meet the publicist.
The problem was that some other goats ran too.
They must have smelled all that grain.
The others were all crowding around the pot so I could not do my job. It was not good.
The publicist had to move me out of my goat pen so I could do a proper review
That was OK - I could then eat all of the grain myself.
I had to do a PROPER review, didn't I?
I gave the pot a good sniff because that is what anyone should do with a new product.
You need to make sure it hasn't gone bad.
This pot smelled just fine. In fact it smelled a bit like there was GRAIN inside and that is a good thing.
Then the publicist opened the pot and I saw this:
WHAT A RIP-OFF!
THAT IS NOT 12 QUARTS OF GRAIN!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
The publicist told me to "chill."
Harumph!
She said 12 quarts of grain would make me sick and to just do my job.
Harumph again! (munch, burp!)
Well, it was good grain and the pot was very easy to eat out of and it did make me happy for a while.
But I was being a prima donna and I walked away. I know I should not do this but I don't think I got enough grain for the work.
So the publicist let the other goats have it.
And boy did they fight over it.
Sarah got some
Mallory and Marion got BOTH of their heads in there.
Wow!
EVERYGOAT wanted a piece of that pot.
But of course Abby won in the end.
Who else?
Just goes to show how big and strong the pot is!
Even though I walked off the job for a bit I, PricillaGoat can assure you - this is a good pot.
The publicist says she is very happy with her pot too.
She says the service from CSNStores is excellent and they ship very fast.
She will tell you more on her blog.
I guess I should be better tempered.
It's the grain talking....
Disclosure: The publicist received a gift certificate from CSNStores.com to pick something out for me to review. Why she picked a pot and not a big bag of grain I will never know. If you ask me I should have picked out what I was going to review but I am a goat so I guess I can't shop. Any opinions you have read in this post are the publicist's interpretations of my maaaas. She knows me well enough now to know what I mean when I maaa. I received no compensation for this post other than that paltry amount of grain you saw in the pot. I didn't even get any apples. Harumph!
Well, it was good grain and the pot was very easy to eat out of and it did make me happy for a while.
But I was being a prima donna and I walked away. I know I should not do this but I don't think I got enough grain for the work.
So the publicist let the other goats have it.
And boy did they fight over it.
Sarah got some
Mallory and Marion got BOTH of their heads in there.
Wow!
EVERYGOAT wanted a piece of that pot.
But of course Abby won in the end.
Who else?
Just goes to show how big and strong the pot is!
Even though I walked off the job for a bit I, PricillaGoat can assure you - this is a good pot.
The publicist says she is very happy with her pot too.
She says the service from CSNStores is excellent and they ship very fast.
She will tell you more on her blog.
I guess I should be better tempered.
It's the grain talking....
I want to wish everyone a Happy Veterans' Day and thank all of the Veterans out there for their service. I don't know any Veteran goats but if there are any out there thank you too!
Disclosure: The publicist received a gift certificate from CSNStores.com to pick something out for me to review. Why she picked a pot and not a big bag of grain I will never know. If you ask me I should have picked out what I was going to review but I am a goat so I guess I can't shop. Any opinions you have read in this post are the publicist's interpretations of my maaaas. She knows me well enough now to know what I mean when I maaa. I received no compensation for this post other than that paltry amount of grain you saw in the pot. I didn't even get any apples. Harumph!
