I am sure many of you are wondering how I became so famous. It is not every ruminant walking around that gets to become a spokesgoat. I think I chalk it mostly up to luck and timing; I am the nicest goat on the farm and I do take a good photo. I, unlike Abigail, will stand still when the camera comes out so my shots are nice and clear. I also do not butt the publicist/udder massage specialist - and this makes a very big difference in the way one is perceived as a goat.
So while I did not ask for this job I can say I am enjoying it. The attention is wonderful and I love all the petting. I especially love to have my tail scratched. I am looking for staff right now and would like to hire a good tail scratcher so if you would like to apply just contact my publicist and I will set up an interview....there is no pay, just the glory of my presence. As I have said - how many spokesgoats do you know?
That's all for now. Tomorrow I will offer some tips on how one can follow my path and become a spokesgoat themself.
