Showing posts with label paparazzi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paparazzi. Show all posts

Sunday, June 5, 2011

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Goat

Somegoat thinks she is going to a party.
She is all decked out in feather.




I don't know where Nora the goat thinks this party is, but she is ready!
I think the touch of red is lovely against her black fur.




It makes a strong fashion statement to only wear ONE feather, doesn't it?




But I think Nora can carry it off.
She is a fashiongoatsta!




She attracted so much attention for her fashion forward style that she finally got tired of all the paparazzi and had to escape by hiding under the male person's truck.




She finally turned her head away so they would leave her alone. They are very stubborn!




This was after the Goat Stare of Death failed to work on all of the photographers.




I would not have kept taking pictures after that, would you have?
I also do not think that rooster is going to take that feather away from her.




She is going to keep her adornment.
She is a stylin' goat.


KEZIA UPDATE:  I just wanted to let everyone know that little Kezia is doing fine after her surgery. You can read about it on Isobelle's blog. With the 10% of soap sales and some extra from Claire and Lucky Nickel and the publicist I sent $50.00 towards her surgery yesterday as the fundraiser ended on 6/3.  I want to thank everyone who bought my rich soap to help Kezia!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Cursed Paparazzi!

Those cursed paparazzi are at it again. As if it is not enough that I cannot live my simple life on my farm; they have to always be here trying to catch me doing something they deem "wrong." I just don't understand this sick fascination with my life just because I happen to be a famous spokesgoat. Why do people care what I do in my spare time? Why do they care how much I eat or what I eat for that matter? It is really none of their business. When I have an interview or media appointment I do my job but when I am just relaxing in my pen or out for a walk I should be able to do so without fear of unflattering pictures or false stories being printed.


I was fortunate that my publicist caught this one paparazzo in the act and we have the offending photos in hand. I am going to share them here so that I can negate their impact should any other "inquiring mind" try to print more "Grossly Growing Goat" stories about my expanding waistline. I repeat people I AM PREGNANT, NOT FAT!!! I have to eat a lot of hay, grain and apples to keep me strong and healthy for the upcoming kidding. What kind of nanny would I be if I tried to diet during my pregnancy? I ask you!? So my publicist and I present these pictures to show you what a healthy, pregnant goat should look like halfway though her kids' gestation. I am most likely carrying twins. Of course the monster took them from behind which is my worst angle right now. Ugh! I stand up for all reproducing animals - humans too - to say that a certain amount of weight gain is necessary and healthy!
So there! Pricilla has spoken!

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