On the Goatwalk

May I present to you today a little goat fashion show.
That's right.
Goat fashion!

The boys and little Bernadette all got new collars and they were strutting around showing them off....on the Goatwalk!

Of course Bernadette was the cutest goat model in the show.
How could she not be?

She was stylin' in her new blue and orange polka dotted collar. She knows how to STRUT!
I think, though, that she will soon grow out of her cute little collar and need a bigger size.

Continuing with the polka dot theme I now give you Rudy the goat sporting a bright blue with lime green. It just POPS against his fur.

His brother, Ricky the goat shows that toughbucks CAN wear pink. His collar is pink with green polka dots. (Ignore his erm, commentary there - he really LIKES his new collar.)

Next up are the argyle twins starting with Mick the goat. His collar is an updated classic argyle of purple and black. Just stunning on his cow-like fur.

 Last but not least is Keith the goat wearing a bold red argyle. But he can carry it off with aplomb! The pattern even matches his two tone horns.

We are nothing if not stylish here on the Happy Goats Farm!

I do hope you enjoyed our little fashion show today.
On the goatwalk, the goatwalk.
I will be there, I will be there....on the goatwalk.


ps:  the publicist got all of the new collars from Chewy.com! They are actually DOG collars but don't tell the kids. She paid for them with her own monies. She is very happy with them - she likes the bright colors!

Sartorial Splendor

While the publicist was away the male person had some, erm challenges with Thelma and Louise the goats.
They were not used to the male person taking care of them so they were a touch skittish.
They did not go where he wanted them to go.
They did not come when he called to them


He got a touch frustrated.
Since they did not have collars there was nothing for him to hold.
Their horns are not big enough to use as handles yet.


So when the publicist came home she went shopping!


Thelma did not mind having a pretty new collar.

She thinks she is quite "the thing" in her bright raspberry necklace.

She knows that it looks great against her black and white fur.
She is one stylin' kid!


Louise was another story.
She did not want a spiffy new collar.
She ran away from the publicist

She maaaaaed, "No way!"
But who is boss around this Farm?

Not Louise the goat!

We Show Off Our New Collars

The male person bought us new collars.
Wasn't that nice of him?
So with all due respect to Madonna...
We Goat Vogue!

Vogue, vogue
vogue, vogue

Come on and vogue
Let that Mallory maaa to the music, 

maaa, maaa, maaa

Then let that Matthew be like a doe.

You know he can do it.

Look around everywhere we turn is hay and grain
It's everywhere we go
We try all the time to escape
The goat pen of our life you know


When all else fails and you long to be
Somewhere greener than you are today
We know a place we can get away
It's called a graze field and here's what it's for so

Come one and goat vogue
Let that Nora maaa to the music, 

maaa, maaa, maa

Let that Pricilla bask like a doe

maa, maaa, maa

All we need is our goat imagination
We use it that's what it's for
We stay outside for our best inspiration
Our dreams are an open pen door.


It makes no difference if Nora is black and white
Or Sarah black and brown.
Our cuds are chewin', Abby's full of new life
I'm a super SpokesGoat, that's what I am, you know it!


So join us and
Goat vogue!


Let my studmuffin maaa to the music

Let him show of his horns!

Bounty is where you find it
Not just where you chew and grind it
Hay and grain is in the barn
That's where we feel penned in
The riverbank that's were we feel free
So everyone come on and

Goat vogue!
Vogue, vogue
vogue, vogue



Sarah maaas to the music

She's happy to be on the Farm
Where she can....

Goat vogue, vogue, vogue!


(Abby didn't need a new collar so she didn't get one)
I hope you liked my song.



We all feel very pretty - and studly in Luke's case - in our new neckwear.


Original Vogue lyrics HERE

Tomorrow:  Wordless Wednesday