The Garden is Dead - Long Live the Garden

We have had a lot of very frosty mornings lately.
It has led to the death of the garden.

See?
Nothing left but the skeletons.
But that doesn't mean we goats aren't still erm, recycling.

We are very eco-friendly creatures you know.
Garden in, fertilizer out.

As it should be!

The Male Person is a GREAT Guy

Can you guess why?
Because he brought us turnip greens.
The male person - not the publicist!
Wasn't that nice of him?

He came to ME first of course.

He knows how much I love my greens.
He left me a bunch and then he went to the greedy goats other pen.

Thelma and Louise had eaten tasty turnip greens before but Mick and Keith weren't quite sure about them.
They soon learned that if the male person is passing it out it's from the garden and if it's from the garden it's tasty!

The got down to munching.
Smart kids.
But you will note who is stealing them before he can give them to her.

Uh huh - the chief piggie goat!

Just look at her!
She has her snout right up in the greens.

Poor Thelma and Louise.
If they are not careful AbbyGoat will eat them all!

The male person TRIES to pass them out.
(Can you see me in the background enjoying my greens in PEACE?)

But somegoat is always there sneaking them out from the bottom of the pile.
Hey wait a minute!
Like nanny, like kid!

Abby is teaching little Rudy to steal the greens too!

AbbyDay - I am NOT a RobberGoat!

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. Every day should be AbbyDay and every human should have an AbbyGoat!

I was out roaming around the Farm as I do every day when I came upon a box.

A box of GREENS.
The male person had been working in his garden and the publicist collected the trimmings to save for us goats to have a little snack.
They look DELICIOUS.
Since I, AbbyGoat found them I think they should ALL be for ME!

I do not want to SHARE these greens and I do not want the publicist to know I have found them.

I look around to make sure the coast is CLEAR.
Of course I taste test the greens at the same time.
I am a multi-tasking goat!

Mmmm, the male person grows some good grub!
I don't know what these are. They are nothing I have eaten before but I do like them.

I hope I get to keep the whole box.
That would be perfect.

Uh-Oh!
I've been found out!
I hear the publicist yelling at me!
I'd better munch fast!

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
That's all I hear when she is bellowing like some mad cow.
Stupid publicist I just want to eat MY greens.

What do I care about Russell's pout and that I should be sharing it with the other goats.
Let Russell share his own pout with them.
Or better yet let Russell keep his pout to himself.
I just want to eat these tasty greens.