Showing posts with label Tootlewear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tootlewear. Show all posts

Thursday, December 26, 2013

I am a FashionModel Goat

I do hope that you all had a very Maaa-y Christmas.
We are counting down the days until we get our Tree-t.
Mmmm, Tree-t.

I did received an extra special Christmaaa present.
My goat-ure arrived!


It's true!
I would not lie.
My extra special, custom made goat coat came on Christmaaa Eve.
I did not get it until Christmaaa day though. It was a complete surprise.
Do I not look like a SuperModel Goat?


My beautiful coat was especially made for me by Heather at Tootlewear.
The publicist sent her my measurements and she made this machine washable coat for ME.
It has reflective stripes on the side so if the publicist forgets about me and leaves me out in the dark I will be visible - BUT SHE WOULD NEVER, EVER DO THAT WOULD SHE?


It has velcro straps around my stomachs (all four of them) and my neck so it is easy to get in and out of. The lining is polar fleece and will keep me warm when it goes below zero.

Here I walk the goatwalk for you so you can see that it does not impede my ability to move.





Aren't I a graceful walker?
Don't I "work it?"
This is my Blue Steel look - what do you think?

Maybe I have another career besides Famous SpokesGoat!


Maybe I need a new publicist!
Naaaah - I love my publicist. She takes good care of me.

If any of you goats out there would like goat-ure Tootlewear will be back from their holiday vacation on January 6, 2014. They also make coats for dogs, meh. You can see what they have made by looking through their sold section.

I will have to watch my goatish figure now so I don't grow out of my goat-ure!
That would not be good.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

I am FINALLY Being Treated as a Famous SpokesGoat Should Be

You all know how embarrassing it is for me to be seen in this...this travesty of an "outfit."


I do not know what the publicist was thinking!
You all know I have been hanging my head in shame.


But I have very good news.
Good news indeed.
It has brightened my spirits immensely.

I am getting a CUSTOM MADE COAT.
I am getting GOAT-URE if you may.

That is correct. I am having a goat coat made JUST FOR ME!

It is even coming from a foreign country - Canada!
The wonderful lady who owns the company usually makes coats for dogs but she is going to make a special coat just for me because I am special.

It is from a shop called Tootlewear.
The publicist has sent her my measurements.

NO! I will not share what they are!
I am a ladygoat - and you should not ask!
Harumph!

I will of course model my new piece of goat-ure once it arrives.


It will look far better than this I am sure!
Naked looks better than this....

If you have a doggie that gets cold or if any of you goats are getting chilled in this frigid weather I suggest you contact Heather at Tottlewear. The publicist says she is very, very nice. They are having a sale right now too - everything is 25% off.

I am going to go hide now.

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