Farm Cat Friday - Whaaaaaat?

Sherpa the Farm cat here.
I must have been napping.
It happened when I was not aware.
I still cannot believe this was done to me.

It is just wrong.

CATS DO NOT WEAR CLOTHES.
It goes against the laws of nature.

Even Harry the Farm cat is taken aback that I am wearing a kitty tee shirt.
Although he suddenly started to try and appropriate it.

What could THIS mean?
Did Harry want to wear the tied dyed tee shirt?

Did he know something I didn't?
WHAT?!
What is that you are meowing Harry?

LADYCATS LIKE A MANCAT IN A TIED DYED TEE SHIRT?!
Well then, let me rethink this.....

Hey ladycats.....watcha doin'?
Want to see my tee shirt?

For all of you mancats out there who want to impress your ladycat friends you can find yourself a great tie dyed tee shirt from the shop of the daddy of the kool Katnip Kats. It's called Tie Dyed Hippy Wear and they have shirts for kitties, doggies and humans.

The publicist paid for this tee shirt for Bernadette but she snuck it on me for some reason. She also has been laughing. Can any of you explain why?

I am a SuperModelGoat

I am here today to maaaa at you about something very important.

 

Do you see my new bandanna?
Am I not a stylin' goat?
Does it not compliment my eyes?

I do wish the publicist had waited until my winter furs had all come out but she does not understand what a goat needs. I still look good, though. I am a FAMOUS SpokesGoat after all. I can rock any outfit!

Do you want to know where I got this beautiful bandanna?
Of course you do!
It is from the brand new shop from the daddy of all of the Katnip Lounge Kats!
The shop is called Tie Dyed Hippy Wear and the publicist bought a tie dyed T-shirt for the male person's birthday. She thought it would remind him of his misspent youth. 

He loved his shirt but said he could not remember his misspent youth!
Bwamaaaaahahahaha. That male person is a card!

The nice kat daddy at Tie Dyed Hippy Wear sent along this bandanna with my male person's t shirt and I have claimed it because I have important work to do. Besides being an excellent SuperModelGoat - note my "over the shoulder" gaze here - I am going to assist the male person when he builds the fence for the new berry garden.

He does not know this yet.
But I am sure he will welcome my help.
Especially since I am now dressed appropriately for the occasion!

"Oh, male person - I am ready to work when you are!"
Just let me know when to come help you!
I will be a BIG help!

Do you think he will let me taste test help plant those berries?

If you are looking for a very fun present for your humans or a great bandanna for your goats or dogs be sure to go and check out Tie Dyed Hippy Wear. The publicist says the t-shirt is nice and soft and it washed great! She also says the male person looks most handsome in it. Ewwwww - I don't need to know THAT!

I know I am quite the new and modern goat in my bandanna....

Happy Earth Day everyone. I am, of course a very Earth friendly goat. I eat, I poop and my poop goes into fertilizer for the garden which I eat, then I poop - and that is recycling at its most basic. 

Bwamaaaaahahahaha!

I did not get anything special for writing this. The publicist bought a present for the male person and I just knew that if I wore this great bandanna it would make me look "work ready" to help the male person around the Farm.