Exciting News!

I have exciting news!
It's true!
I would not lie. I am not that kind of goat.

My friend Millie's human has written a book.
That is, of course Millie and not her human.
Isn't she pretty?

The publicist is excited because she is going to read the book. It is called Consent. I told the publicist that I wanted to eat to read the book but she reminded me that I cannot read books and that any time I got near a book I took nibbles of the pages which made it very difficult for the publicist to follow the plot.

Why does the publicist want to read about a hole in the ground anyway?
And pages taste very, very good.
Buuuurrrrp!

Millie's human is giving away a copy of her book on her blog, Eden Hills's Blog. I am sure that if I did not eat books I would love to read this one. Here is what it is about:

In medieval England daughters meant dowries - land and money leaving the family. Richard is determined to have a male heir to keep the castle Havenhoerte in their family and forces his daughter, Emma, to marry at the age of consent, just twelve years old. This is the beginning of two families’ entanglement. Kidnapping, knights, battles, weddings and witchcraft spanning three generations follow. Sometimes the most dangerous enemy comes from within your own family. Can love and chivalry overcome evil?

Hmmm, I am twelve. Does that mean I have to get married?
If I could marry my studmuffin I would be all for it.
Oh. The publicist says I am too old to get married.
She says it is different for a goat.

HARUMPH!
I am going to have to maaaaa to her about this.
I think I should marry my studmuffin.
Don't you?

But I have gotten away from telling you about the book! You should go to Millie's human's blog and enter the giveaway! Even better you should buy Consent! I have heard that it is very tasty good.

Maybe I will write a book.
I am a clever goat.
Then I could eat as many as I wanted.
So THERE publicist. So there.

Meet My Friends Monday - Millie the Horn Playing Goat of Eden Hills Farm

It's another Monday so it's time again to meet another of my friends.
It's another goat this week. I promise next week to introduce you to a friend that is not a goat but my friend this week just had kids!
I thought you would like to see some baby goats since it will be a bit before there are any here.

My friend's name is Millie and she lives at the Eden Hills Farm. Like me, Millie has her own blog. Millie is a Saanen goat and she plays her horns! I am jealous mostly because I don't have horns. I am also jealous because Millie escaped her pen a bit ago and got to dance the rhumba and now she has two beautiful kids.

That is her daughter. Isn't she the sweetest thing? Since she is an old goat like me her publicist is raising her son in the house.

Sounds like he will have the life!
I wish I had kids....


Millie's publicist is very busy; her name is Teresa. She has a shop with fun Farm stuff. It's called the Eden Hills Market.

You can find all kinds of good things there like goat soap and lip balm and bath salts.
I do not take a bath so I don't need bath salts.

There is something there that sounds mighty tasty to me though. It's POPCORN!
That is right up my alley!


And you can lease a goat.
Not me!
I am priceless.
Although sometimes the male person says.....
Never mind!

I hope you liked meeting my friend Millie the goat and her publicist today. Be sure to visit Millie's blog and watch as her daughter grows big and strong!