Will you look at this!
Can you believe your eyes?
That mangy chicken is in my food bin!
I don't know why stupid chickens decide to molt in the cold of winter do you?
All I know is they look pretty bad while they are growing their new feathers.
AND EATING MY GRAIN.
MY grain.
It's not as if they don't have their own grain - which I don't eat by the way.
I am NOT in favor of this.
Not one bit.
Stupid birds.
Hey publicist!
Get in here and do something about this.
I am NOT a Happy Goat.
