I have heard rumors that the publicist has been maligning my behavior on her blog in her Last Week on the Farm post. I would like to maaaa the record straight.
I AM A GOOD GOAT.
Look.
I am in my pen.
I am just standing here eating my hay.
Mmmmm, hay.
Munch, munch, munch, BURP!
I am not causing any trouble AT ALL.
Rudy the goat will agree.
Hey, what's that over there?
See ya!
What?!
A goat's gotta do what a goat's gotta do!
After all - I'm ABBYGOAT!
