I am NOT a taxigoat!
I am a Famous SpokesGoat.
I am not here to squire stupid chickens around.
Maybe if I lean a little to one side it will get the hint.
::groan::
This is not working
I AM NOT A HAPPY GOAT!
PFFFFFFT!
With a capital Pff!
This bird needs to fly!
And soon.
I am so embarrassed.