Pfffft!
I am the expert hay eater around this Farm.
I have been here longer and I have hay eatin' style!
I line myself up with that hay feeder and
I dig in!
I know where to find the tastiest bits of hay dust.
'Cause we all know that hay dust is THE best part of the hay.
And I can find it on BOTH sides of the hay feeder.
It also makes a strong fashion statement.
Marion also has nothing on the goat stare of death.
So leave me alone so I can eat my hay in peace.
Nom, nom, nom...
I hope you all have a very nice day.
I will because I am full of hay.
Heh - I am now a PoetGoatAbby.
