I Won't Hurt the Baby

I don't know how Louise the goat would EVER think I would hurt little Bernadette.
I could NEVER do such a thing.

I just wanted a little lick.
I haven't had a kid of my own for so many years .....
I just wanted that feeling again.
Of being a new nanny.
Of having a kid to lick.


If you cannot see the movie you can watch it on YouTube HERE

I was one depressed goat.

I stared into the pen ALL DAY LONG.

I kept banging my head against the fence to try and lick the baby.
In fact look what I did to myself....

The publicist was not happy.
I couldn't maaa to her if I did it on the fence or fighting with Thelma.

I was not happy when she put medicine on it.

That iodine stuff STINGS!
The publicist said that would teach me to be so stupid about licking a baby.

SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND!
But you do, don't you?

No-Name Comes Down to the Big Pen

It was a big day for little No-Name.
He came down to the big pen.
Of course I wanted to lick him.

You know how much I like to lick little goatlings.

It's because I really, really, REALLY want a goatling of my own.

But I am retired now.
As much as I beg the publicist she says, "NO!"
She says it is for my better health.
That I am too old.
That if I were to get pregnant I could die.

I guess I don't want to die.
But I do like little goatlings.

I MAAAAAAA it to the rooftops!

Sarah was pretty good about me wanting to lick her kid.
I am glad of that.

Little No-Name soon got tired of all the attention.
He just wanted a drink.

Then he went to sleep.
Aaaaah, goatlings!

There are lots of cute names rolling in. Be sure to keep them coming.
You can give your suggestions for what to name No-Name HERE 
The publicist will pick her favorite and Random.org will pick a winner for three bars of
my rich soap!