AbbyDay - I Receive SHOCKING News

It's AbbyDay - the best day of the week. So therefore this is being written by the best goat in the world.
IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE.
Remember that.

I was checking out the progress on my goat palace.
The male person has been working like a dog on it.
As he should.
I deserve a palace and it should have been built long before now.

But wait!
What is this?!
There is something in my goat palace!

What is it?
THE MALE PERSON'S MOTORCYCLE?!
What is the male person's motorcycle doing in MY goat palace?

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT MY GOAT PALACE?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT BEING BUILT FOR ME?

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!

You are kidding me, right?

You are not?

It is NOT a goat palace?

It is a work shop for the male person?!

This is just wrong!

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

I DESERVE a palace.

I am ABBYGOAT!

:: munch, munch ::

I am eating your pity grain but this does not mean I AGREE with this state of affairs.

The male person had better watch his back.

 

ESPECIALLY when he is up on that ladder.

BWAMAAAHAHAHAHA!

AbbyDay - Could it Be?

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. All things are for AbbyGoat so when I saw this:

I just KNEW that I was finally getting my goat palace as I so rightly deserve.
Why else would the male person be building a new building.
I cannot imagine.

I sent Sherpa up to check things out for me to make sure he was doing a good job.
One can never tell.

I, of course did my own inspecting.
I cannot trust any other goat to do so.
My goat palace WILL be well built!

I was very thorough - it looks like it is going to be quite spacious. No less than I deserve!
I think I should have lots of windows too.
Nothing but the best for me!

I am also a very safety minded goat so I am going to make sure the male person is using good equipment.
I wouldn't want him to fall and not be able to finish my goat palace.

Work hard, male person.
Work hard.
I WANT MY GOAT PALACE!

AbbyDay - A Tour of the Goat Palace

It's AbbyDay - the ONLY day of the week that counts!

Today I promised you a tour of my goat palace.
The male person has been lazy and my golden roof is not in place.
He gave me all kinds of excuses like, it's been raining, and I had to plant the garden.
Blah, blah, blah.
MY goat palace should come before ANYTHING.
Don't you think?

Many of you asked about the little door.
It is quite unusual I know.
My guess it is so I can kick little Flash out when he annoys me.
I find that to be a fine idea.
Flash is getting big and there will be times when I just want to laze around all by myself.


Now I will take you inside by the BIG door.
Just look at how nice MY palace is inside

WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
WHY ARE THERE CHICKENS IN MY GOAT PALACE?!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT A GOAT PALACE?!
Of course it is a goat palace!
What else would it be?

A CHICKEN HOUSE?!
How can MY goat palace be a chicken house?!
This is not right!


I am going to complain to the male person.
He is going to get butt and get butt but good!


A CHICKEN HOUSE.
PFFFFFFFT!!!

AbbyDay - The Male Person is Almost Finished with My Goat Palace

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week.
YOU HAD BETTER REMEMBER THAT!


You will recall that the male person has been building something in my goat pen.
I have told you that it is a Goat Palace for ME.

He has been working very hard.
But not fast enough if you ask me.

You can see he is putting on the roof.

I have to keep a close eye on him to make sure he "steps to!"
Otherwise he might slack off.
You never know with these humans!

He better be building it leak proof and strong.
I am a diva goat and I deserve the BEST.

I wonder if he is thinking about putting on a gold roof.
I think I deserve a gold roof, don't you?

It is almost done!
Next week I will give you the inside tour.
I can't wait, I can't wait!