When we last saw Thelma the goat she was erm, in a bind as it were.
She had managed to get her head caught in the fence.
What I did not maaaa to you then was that this was the THIRD DAY IN A ROW that Thelma had done this.
IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE.
She should look chagrined.
She should look embarrassed.
You would think a goat would learn!
But not our Thelma!
She just kept sticking her head through that fencing.
Silly Thelma.
It's good the publicist came out when she did - Thelma was starting to resemble a snowgoat!
The male person had been here the other two days to wrangle Thelma's head through the fence.
She was not very cooperative.
Now the publicist was alone and she was concerned that she would not be able to help Thelma without wire cutters.
She walked over and guess what she found?
Can you guess?
Thelma giving her THE GOAT STARE OF DEATH!
Can you imagine?!
The publicist wanted to HELP Thelma and she gets the Goat Stare of Death.
(You can certainly tell that Thelma is AbbyGoat's kid, can't you?)
That was not nice Thelma.
NOT NICE AT ALL!
The publicist helped Thelma despite this baaaaad attitude on her part.
And guess what?
She managed to get Thelma free without wire cutters!
And without breaking any of her fingers.
Win-win!
Even better - Thelma has not gotten her stuck in the fence since this third day.
Three time's the charm?
We are keeping our hooves crossed!
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Showing posts with label bad Thelma. Show all posts
Monday, December 23, 2013
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Bad Thelma! Bad, Bad, BAD Thelma!
First I would like to wish all of you humans out there a Happy Halloween. We goats do not celebrate this holiday but I did hear the publicist say something about us getting corn stalks for a treat.
Mmmmm, corn stalks.
But back to my story for today.
Thelma was a baaaaad goat.
It's true! I would not lie.
The publicist was all set to milk her and.....
....SHE RAN AWAY!
The publicist ran out after her and put the leash on her.
The publicist was GOING TO MILK HER!
Thelma thought she was FREE.
She thought she was going into the goat pen.
Silly, silly Thelma.
You do not thwart the publicist!
Even if you think you are going to, she ALWAYS wins.
That look will not change a thing, Thelma.
See - where are you right now?
Huh, huh?
Right where you should have been in the first place.
It's not so bad.
Look at all that grain!
AbbyGoat, was of course shocked by the whole affair as she waited to be milked.
AbbyGoat maaas that SHE never runs away.
She is a good goat.
Pfffft.
Mmmmm, corn stalks.
But back to my story for today.
Thelma was a baaaaad goat.
It's true! I would not lie.
The publicist was all set to milk her and.....
....SHE RAN AWAY!
The publicist ran out after her and put the leash on her.
The publicist was GOING TO MILK HER!
Thelma thought she was FREE.
She thought she was going into the goat pen.
Silly, silly Thelma.
You do not thwart the publicist!
Even if you think you are going to, she ALWAYS wins.
That look will not change a thing, Thelma.
See - where are you right now?
Huh, huh?
Right where you should have been in the first place.
It's not so bad.
Look at all that grain!
AbbyGoat, was of course shocked by the whole affair as she waited to be milked.
AbbyGoat maaas that SHE never runs away.
She is a good goat.
Pfffft.
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