I don't know why.
If you ask me I should be on this stupid blog EVERY day.
But PFFFFFT.
Today I am bringing you the first in this year's series of Christmaaaaa Carols so please enjoy -
O Piney Tree (sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree)
O piney tree, o piney tree
Thy needles are too far away
O piney tree, o piney tree
Thy needles are too far away
I use my chin to drag them near
So I can grab a bite so dear.
O piney tree, o piney tree
Your needles are so far away.
But I will win and eat them now
They taste so good, I'm like a sow.
O piney tree, O piney tree
Your needles now are in me.
O piney tree, o piney tree.
Your needles now are in me!*
*with all due respect to Tom T. Hall