Luke the goat here.
I was standing in my pen minding my own business.
When I heard this noise.
I just wanted to eat my breakfast so I really wasn't paying attention.
I'm a hungry boy when I come out of the barn.
And that hay is mighty tasty.
WHAT is that noise?
Oh, it's the publicist.
What is her problem?
You talkin' to me, publicist?
Are you talkin' to ME?