The male person is done with his garden so the publicist has been feeding us the very tasty broccoli plants that he grew.
I think broccoli is not fully appreciated so I have decided it should be WORN as well as eaten. Since I am ABBYGOAT everyone should follow my lead!
I am at the forefront of fashion, you know.
WHAT?!
You don't think this is the Next Big Thing?!
You had better rethink that thought.
You don't want the AbbyGoat Stare of Death, do you?
There are big advantages to vegetables as fashion.
THERE ARE!
When you are tired of wearing them ...
You can just EAT them!