Of course you do!
No one can withstand the AbbyGoat Stare of Death!
So I think ALL of you should write to the President to petition for National AbbyGoat Day.
I'll wait....
Are you done yet?
Do you need more encouragement?
I can multitask - I can give the AbbyGoat Stare of Death and eat my corn husks at the same time. What more reason do you need for a special day for me?
I'll expect my letter from the President next week.
If not.....you don't want to know.
