The publicist brought the male person a box.
She put it in his lap.
What do you suppose was in it?
Do you really think she would put a box full of buffalo in the male person's lap?
She's silly but I don't think she is THAT silly.
He thinks she's just plain crazy and even he knew it wasn't a box o'bison.
He felt something MOVING in the box.
SHERPA THE FARM CAT!
What was he doing in the box?
He jumped in the box in the basement and the publicist thought it would be funny to give it to the male person.
(You see now that he is right to think she is crazy!)
The thing is though, Sherpa did not leave the box!
He stayed in the box on the male person's lap for quite some time.
He seemed rather happy in the box.
Any time the male person told him he needed to leave Sherpa gave him.....
....the Farm cat Stare of Death!