But! I need time to primp! I need time to prepare! What was the director thinking just coming to me this morning without notice and expecting me to perform?! Does she think I am a machine? Pfffftttt!
I will show her! She will have to wait until I am ready to perform. Then she can film ME without those pesky chickens getting in the way and making noise, noise, NOISE!
But you have to admit - I looked good even when I was giving the director some butt time.
